You could give them to me -- I need to have my eyes checked this spring. ;)

And I have GOT to see that banner in all of its.... errr.... glory.

I also have a book for you that I forgot to give you last weekend: _500 AD_. It's fiction, but it's supposedly the report from a group of Romans who toured Britain around that date. I found it more depressing than amusing, but you might be amused by it.