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hrj ([personal profile] hrj) wrote2010-10-18 01:15 pm
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Dream Journal: Cal-OSHA Edition

So the dream was all about going out kayaking with this other person. But really, the dream was about safety. First we had to agree what route we were taking, since it was important to use the buddy system and we had to keep together but (in the dream) I was a much better kayaker than the other person was, so there was a lot of negotiation and frustration. But safety first! Then there was the digression for slathering SPF 500 sunscreen all over, because it was bright and sunny and ... safety first! And then there was the bit where we had to avoid getting electrocuted by power lines ....

But whatever else happened, we were safe!

[identity profile] aastg.livejournal.com 2010-10-19 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
SPF 500 sunscreen would be equivalent to a bag of Quikrete. Instead of dying of second-degree burns you die of skin suffocation instead. How clever of you!



[identity profile] hairmonger.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
SPF 500--wantzzz!


Mary Anne in Kentucky, very fair-skinned, enjoys being outdoors....