Translations from the Feline

Cat to me: Did you know that the dry-food dish is empty? Did you know that the dry-food bin is empty? Yes, I checked inside first. Did you figure out that's why the dry-food bin is now in the middle of the kitchen floor right where you'll trip over it?

Me to cat: Gosh, really? I just figured you were tired of making me trip over you and swapped in a substitute.

Cat to me: I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

Me to cat: I know you're a cat of very little brain, but have you never noticed that every time you trip me up you get stepped on? Every time?

Cat to me: La la la I can't hear you la la la.