Movie Review: In the Name of the King

Oh. My. God. No, seriously. Oh. My. God. This was awful. This was awful with an awfulness that teetered on the edge of delicious awfulness but kept wavering back to the side of plain old awful awfulness. ( The gory details, including some spoilers, given a rather loose understanding of the word spoil that does not involve the implication that the thing being spoiled was actually good to begin with. )