Iron Poet: Pharmaceutical Industry

So at work we're currently going through the flavor-of-the-year of all-day motivational seminar/workshops. *sigh* Some co-workers who went through it before me mentioned that there was a session where your small-group team had to illustrate the concept of "communicate with integrity" with some sort of creative activity: poetry, artwork, a skit, whatever. Evidently the normal standard of poetry was on the level of haiku or limerick. My co-worker said, "But of course you'll do a sonnet or something."

So naturally ....