A new high-point in my spam career

You gotta love the spam. I just got an e-mail from a New Zealand address ... in German (very very bad German) ... from someone claiming to be a Russian woman ... living in Canada ... looking for love on the internet. She seems to be under the mistaken impression that by marrying me she can gain German citizenship. Well, of course she doesn't really think that. She probably isn't even a she. (Although given the web-scam patterns these days, she may very well be Russian.) But still, you gotta love globalization.