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hrjSince klwilliams tagged me on this (albeit with a typo) ...
Here are the 5 most effective things to bribe me with (tailored for specific occasions):
1. To bribe me to teach something ... just ask nicely. (If substantial travel is involved, larger bribes may be necessary.)
2. To bribe me to research something ... offer me a juicy, chewy question.
General all-purpose bribes:
3. Dancing girls (old joke)
4. Offer to wash my dishes
5. Take an interest in discovering who I am.
I won't tag anyone else specifically, but feel free to play.
Here are the 5 most effective things to bribe me with (tailored for specific occasions):
1. To bribe me to teach something ... just ask nicely. (If substantial travel is involved, larger bribes may be necessary.)
2. To bribe me to research something ... offer me a juicy, chewy question.
General all-purpose bribes:
3. Dancing girls (old joke)
4. Offer to wash my dishes
5. Take an interest in discovering who I am.
I won't tag anyone else specifically, but feel free to play.
