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I suspect that the perennial question for authors, "Where do you get your ideas?" has moved from being an eye-rolling chore to being a challenge to have the cleverest answer ready on the tip of your tongue. (Always, of course, being careful not to make the questioner think you're mocking them. After all, these are the people you want to be buying your books.) But it can be hard to convey to someone who even needs to ask the question just how many story ideas are clamoring at the gates of one's attention if one only looks around.

Yesterday, I was searching in the Controlled Document database at work, trying to remember the right keywords to find the SOP (Standard Operating Procedure) for handling in-process material that is restricted due to an on-going investigation. At one point, I gave up and did a sledge-hammer level search, which meant visually reviewing five pages of document titles belonging to the most likely correct department. And that's how I stumbled across the fact that my workplace has an SOP entitled "Operation of Unicorn Control Systems".

Unicorn Control Systems.

My first thought was that I had either misread "Uniform", or that it was a typo (these things happen). The reality is much less interesting. [1] But for just one moment there, a story opened up where a mild-mannered biotech pharmaceutical company had a secret identity involving management of supernatural creatures. And ordinarily all evidence of this activity would be hidden behind firewalls and passwords, but due to a fleeting security glitch and an unexpected keyword search, a tantalizing clue pops up…

That story could go a lot of places. I'm not likely to take it to any of them. But when people ask, "Where do you get your ideas?" the answer is usually, "You're soaking in them."

I've always had a fascination for the stories where a chance encounter reveals the fantasy living side-by-side with everyday life. When I was a kid, I guess it was my favorite escapism (well, second favorite, after the one where the aliens from another dimension contacted me to take me home). You turn the corner and there's a little door, just six inches high, hidden behind the wall hanging, and just as you spot it, someone on the other side pulls it firmly shut. You sit beside the forest pond, staring into the dark waters, and then you notice that some…thing is staring back up at you. You climb up into the attic on a rainy winter afternoon and pry open the old trunk that has been sitting there since your grandmother was a girl, and inside it you find…

My childhood was largely devoid of locations that held that kind of potential. I grew up in a suburb of San Diego that was so brand new that we'd picked the empty lot and the house model and watched them build it. That makes it hard to imagine hidden mysteries. (I did leave a mystery for the future. Hidden inside a wall that was part of some remodeling we did when I was a teenager is a folded piece of paper with a long message written in my first con-lang. I'll never know if anyone ever finds it and wonders, but I like to imagine it happening.) There were a few places with potential in the enormous old house my grandparents lived in in Portland. But as I recall, I first started actively looking for those intersections with other worlds when I was ten years old and we were living in Prague.

It wasn't that the apartment house we lived in was full of mysterious nooks and corners -- no, it was a standard Soviet Brutalist apartment block, mysterious only for how one could fit a family of six into a two-bedroom unit without bloodshed. But that year I discovered a number of authors who relied on those sideways doors into fantasy -- I especially remember the Borrowers series by Mary Norton -- and I was of the right age, with the right setting, that my older brother and I were allowed the sort of free-ranging exploration that might enable a kid to stumble into fairyland. There was a great deal of potential in the large park of Havlíčkovy Sady that was only a few blocks away from our apartment.

I got better, eventually, at locating and identifying fantasy portals. The little cottage I rented in Oakland when I first moved there had eldritch horrors living in the dank, moist crawlspace. It was built on a bit of uneven ground, so the front door was at ground level, but the back had dropped off enough that there was perhaps 3-4 feet of emptiness (the echoing emptiness of a damned soul) beneath the floor. The cuts in the floor around the plumbing for the claw-footed bathtub were just enough larger than the pipes to allow something to creep through in the dead of night…

A friend of mine in Berkeley had an inter-dimensional portal in her basement. Part of the basement was semi-finished and used for storage, but if you slipped past the walls into the unfinished part, you'd reach the area where past fractures in the fabric of reality had left their traces. It was only waiting for accidental triggering by the mock rituals of a role-playing game in the living room above to open once more…

I haven't written any of those stories. I noodled around a bit with the inter-dimensional portal one, which involved taking the questing team that came through off to an SF convention to recruit some heroes to take back with them. The story fizzled out because other ideas inspired me more. But Unicorn Control Systems…that just might have potential.

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[1] There is a software management system named UNICORN. It is possible that this is the one being referenced.

Date: 2016-02-11 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] d-salie.livejournal.com
Thank you. What a wonderful read to go with my morning coffee!

Date: 2016-02-11 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aryanhwy.livejournal.com
"But when people ask, "Where do you get your ideas?" the answer is usually, "You're soaking in them.""

I used to wonder how it was that grad students ahead of me in the program at Madison got ideas for their papers, something I always struggled with for seminar term papers and which seemed vastly more difficult when thinking ahead to non-structured papers (i.e., ones you submit to journals that come out of nowhere rather than are at least triggered by a seminar!). I had no idea how the faculty members did it.

And then we moved to Madison, and my topic shifted, and the paper topics kept rolling in (I've got about 50 on my active list of things I'm working on or planning to work on). That was the biggest indication I ever got that I was in the right line of research.

Date: 2016-02-11 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hrj.livejournal.com
Yes, if you're lucky you hit that sweet spot where all the "Huh, that's interesting; I wonder why..." starts rolling in.

Date: 2016-02-12 09:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aryanhwy.livejournal.com
One of the things I cherish most about being dissertations director is having the chance of steering students towards a subject where this happens for them. Because it's so cool when it does.

Date: 2016-02-11 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
"In dishwashing liquid?!"

"It's all right. It's Palmolive."

Hee!

Anyway, I agree with the commenter above that when you have more ideas than you can ever get to, you have found the right work or art for you. People ask where you get your ideas because story ideas never come to them. Maybe other ideas do. I've had one idea of a technological hook to hang an Urban Fantasy story on, but nothing for characters or plot. I get new jewelry ideas regularly. It's what my brain is primed for.

Having written and maintained SOPs, I love the idea of your Unicorn Control Systems. Totally plausible given the behemoth and secretive nature of Big Pharma.

Date: 2016-02-11 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acanthusleaf.livejournal.com
Ack! Sorry, that was me!

Date: 2016-02-11 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hrj.livejournal.com
I've had a number of story ideas inspired by my workplace, but none of them has seized me by the throat yet.

Date: 2016-02-11 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katerit.livejournal.com
The backyard of my childhood home was uninspiring, being a long concrete driveway, but there was a blob of concrete on one side and some pink clover grew around it, and I called it Ant Island and would go out there and have many an imagined adventure. I would sometimes wear a long nightgown and have Triscuits and pretend I was in a prison - it seemed to fit the concrete. On rainy days it truly became an island. I wish it had been a magic portal.

I shared some of your thoughts here with my CW classes.

Date: 2016-02-11 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hrj.livejournal.com
The one portal I remember from San Diego was one that always had the air of legend. Somewhere halfway up the side of Cowles Mountain, off the hiking trails, lay the entrance to Crystal Cave. Everyone knew about it. Some claimed to have explored it. I was never entirely certain that it existed, but one wanted to believe.

Ah, by the wonder of Google...

http://www.meetup.com/san-diego-urban-exploration-group/messages/boards/thread/40551052

Date: 2016-02-12 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joycebre.livejournal.com
Must go through the SOP's. (again) And now I have 2 stories - one where the unicorns control the pharm company, and the other where the pharma is farming the unicorns. Neither of which I'll write.

Date: 2016-02-12 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hrj.livejournal.com
I imagine that searching on the keyword "unicorn" will be most efficient. :)

Date: 2016-02-12 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ichseke.livejournal.com
So, do you read Tim Powers? What I love most about his stuff is the sense of hidden menace behind the everyday ...

Date: 2016-02-12 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hrj.livejournal.com
I've read some Tim Powers back when I was a much more voracious reader, but nothing particularly recent.

Date: 2016-02-14 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beanolc.livejournal.com
We have all sorts of entertaining project names, but no unicorns.

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